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lolok said:
Please be advised that the newly appointed secretary for war. The Honorable Mr Oscar Wills Wilde has issued a decree to requisition all supplies of Absinthe..It is required for lighting the fruit cellars of Britain.
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Nah! .. He is already, 'Mullered', and it takes him 45mins to peel a banana! Bad call!:whistle:

Mark.
 
Now I'm really worried because the local branch of the Nuts Templars are sat on the fence, paws on hips giving me filthy looks through the window:nailbiting:. (Note to self: Thank Gob they don't know how to jimmy the catch).
 
lolok said:
As a true born Englishman (if Birkenhead counts)

I was contemplating the utilisation of the nom de plume "mycroft of morton" for my most adventurous meanderings, then I stumbled upon this 'two pipe problem'. Henceforth you must regard the 'wizzard of walton' to be a more lugubrious epithet for this most humble and ardent of local defense organisors..

I meant no offense. Just encouraging our countrymen to desist from excessive intakes of spiritous liquors .Especially strangely colored concoctions from the lands of Johnny Foreigner. Nothing wrong with Good old English ale or Scots/Irish whisky... Absinthe Sir...mere paraffin lamp fuel..

Well done sir!!


As for blackballing............There was a rugby game many years ago when I was mere strippling....but we digress and still danger looms. I and many many others are awaiting fresh photographic plates from the far north of our fair country....
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The misconstruance of your intentions, was , I fear purely on my bahalf m'dear chap, I know see most clearly your clever use of the word secrete for what it was, a ruse de guerre to shield the fair damsels of this nation from undue attacks of the ague, and reducing the wastage of smelling salts. However not all of the fairer sex are without spirit.
Why only a mere moment ago I received an electric missive by express telegraph from a gel which conveyed to me the security offered by the exploiting of her prestigous talent in ridding the empire of this menace.
Here with attached a photogravure of her last success.
Pray you sir be of good heart and resolve, for surely we are safe in her hands
'The wizzard'
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peedee said:
The misconstruance of your intentions, was , I fear purely on my bahalf m'dear chap, I know see most clearly your clever use of the word secrete for what it was, a ruse de guerre to shield the fair damsels of this nation from undue attacks of the ague, and reducing the wastage of smelling salts. However not all of the fairer sex are without spirit.
Why only a mere moment ago I received an electric missive by express telegraph from a gel which conveyed to me the security offered by the exploiting of her prestigous talent in ridding the empire of this menace.
Here with attached a photogravure of her last success.
Pray you sir be of good heart and resolve, for surely we are safe in her hands
'The wizzard'
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Most of the letters are familiar, but as for the words..................? Did you mean she's got gorgeous knockers?
 
garyhiggins said:
Gentlemen, we have a very serious problem,:nailbiting::nailbiting:, anyone know where the hell Birkenhead is and does it count????????
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Well, from my extensive travels around the various parishes I can tell you.
Should you by happenstance find yourself at the western terminus of the Edgehill to Manchester rail embankment.
Your natural visual inclination would be of a western aspect. Looking outwards towards the Americas, the ever expanding horizon of expansion, charm, culture, gentility, and civility, you will notice a hazy and tawny smudge obscuring your view.
This low lying centre of sin and depravity is oft called cheshire by the aspirent citizen hopefuls, referred to as the no-mans-land between the metropolis of mighty Liverpool and the peace and harmony of northern Wales, and yet, sadly this crowd of hevels, abandoned docks and derricks is the home of Liliy Savage and is..... Brkenhead.
In the strictest of confidence, I remain etc
The Wizzard
 
peedee said:
Well, from my extensive travels around the various parishes I can tell you.
Should you by happenstance find yourself at the western terminus of the Edgehill to Manchester rail embankment.
Your natural visual inclination would be of a western aspect. Looking outwards towards the Americas, the ever expanding horizon of expansion, charm, culture, gentility, and civility, you will notice a hazy and tawny smudge obscuring your view.
This low lying centre of sin and depravity is oft called cheshire by the aspirent citizen hopefuls, referred to as the no-mans-land between the metropolis of mighty Liverpool and the peace and harmony of northern Wales, and yet, sadly this crowd of hevels, abandoned docks and derricks is the home of Liliy Savage and is..... Brkenhead.
In the strictest of confidence, I remain etc
The Wizzard
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So you have found it then! and got out alive !! 'Bear Grill's', would 'doff', his cap to that achievement. :wideyed:

Mark.
 
...But, sadly, your enemies are calling their reserves, too! The Brave Schwejk Division is on the move!
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Tubby-Nuts2 said:
Yeah! I have also created a protected 'Eco-System', with natural warmth and protection. :whistle: Mark.
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How easily are we led astray by the miscreants on the back row of the class Mark and Harry Giggins

(Who both featured heavily as the workshop professor and his father in the film Documentary set during the lifetime of our
recent departed queen empress victoria, titled chitty chitty bang bang).

Someone should remind them that this thread began with a pictorial representation of mysterious
TENTACLES
 

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