What time did the Chinaman go to the dentist?

2.30

If you're quick I can still fit you in before Christmas
Up for it. dead keen.

Here is the solution to your problem:

Ronaldo,

This is misleading and bait and switch????Wheres the tits????? as per the title????? Think I need an attorney for a class action law suit..
I hope you get to feeling better in the future and don't bite hard as the gap hurts???
Cheers
John

you missed a trick there Alan, you could have swapped that with Ronaldo for a few choice kits

Yeah, I had the same thought, John. And then I remembered Churchill's comment about Americans and the British being two peoples separated by a common language.

And then I remembered a scene from "Cheers!"-when Sam was about to hire a well-endowed bimbo as a waitress, Carla quipped, "I want you to hire someone who doesn't make us both think of the word, 'boob', at the same time!"

Prost!
Brad