I must say, the old Romans really had it!

They have already invented the thing that we know today as "Swiss Army Knife" - then it was called "cultrum magistratibus"!

Here is an original from the Fitzpatrick Museum ...:




Cheers

Imagine eating with that thing, shovelling food into your mouth while stabbing your right eye, slicing your nose off and scratching your beard at the same time.

Imagine ending up looking like Del's avatar....