Is that your whimple or are you just glad to see me.....da dum!

Colin

Me? I swim like a rock.
Very quickly... straight to the bottom.

In this case, a very good thing.

Colin the Rock

Oh come on guys, I've only just got out of therapy from the mental image of Nap in toga and sandals and now you do this to me?

Gary I don't wish to appear too pedantic, kev's really nice guy; but
If you read back it was all,
His avatar,
His confession,
His selfie,
His whimple.
His missus reading this when he doesn't know
His problem
If I could help.... I would....
Paull

And zo ve must reach ze conclusion zat Nap has been set up!!!!!!!
I didn't read all those Sherlock Holmes books for nothing

Curses foiled again,

why if it wasn't for those pesky kits, I'd have got clean away with this.

As the good Doctor said

"Alimentery m'dear Holmes, keep taking the pills there's agood feller"

Right I'm getting my brushes mucky for a couple of hours

Ah ge du bu,
Ah ge du bu,
Ah ge du bu,
Th-th-that's all folks
Paul

Think yourself lucky, I've just spent most of the afternoon cleaning out clotted talc from an old mould Eayukkkk!

Mmmmm luvverly,
(gruff voice) I like the smell of naptalc in the mornings.
See we're off again, sorry guys,
And I was just sitting here contemplating,
licking me bristles to a point.
Better go and get some done
Tighty nighty

You lot are twisted some ;D

We're figure modellers----- what do you expect? normal?

Yeah, point taken.
I follow the rule that, I'm perfectly sane...it's the rest of you who are crazy

Colin

Sanity is one of those things that I do NOT aspire to!

I admit I'm schitzophrenic

But ..... I'm good people


Paul

I do however take issue with the notion of being sick or twisted
The proof?

A week ago I was asked, by a friend to be a fourth on a double blind date with TWINS !

Whilst awaiting their arrival, with a drink at the bar, my pal said we need a plan.

Because I invited you, howabout you pick which twin you like best and there's no recriminations aftewards., I
agreed.
The twins arrived, they both has athletic trim figures.
We introduced ourselves and had a drink.

They both had sultry deep brown eyes,
We ordered starters,

They both had long and silky auburn hair.
Then......I decided


I liked the girl !

Honestly Paul, you're as bad as Nap

Reminds me when I was a kid and went into a drug store and asked for a candy bar and the old lady behind the counter asked me how many.................

Good evening Dude !
I actually heard a young lady ask out loud
"So......... Is he dead in real life as well then ?"

A pal of mine coming back from the States was asked
About the trip.
He said drug stores there are not as good as in Amsterdam !
I left,
too much information given away.

Paul