Well apart from a few hairy assed highlanders that's most of us Scots joining our friends in England and Wales in pretty much a total lockdown. Just as well we've all got a hobby that in the most part is solitary.
Let's hope the outcome is worth the distress.
Anyway here's a blast from the past when you could get away with these sort of adverts, hopefully you'll all get a wee smile without crying foul

Hello, boys!

Alan

And the boys get a chubby from their buddy's Mummy..Mommy....................................................Sorry

I know something that definitely isn't made from girders

But sir...the morale will never improve as long as the beatings continue, so what are we to do?

IRN BRU ....... Sassenach

Oh Boy! A commercial like that would fly like a lead kite over here, HA!

Quite partial to a bottle of Irn Bru, even more partial when it’s got a shot of vodka in it!