The strange thing is he actually will be put to work, even if it is as a tourist attraction.

Your kidding mate, he starts on monday repairng the bloody carpark.

Don

Right after a quick induction to "elf and safety" still he might still have his hard hat and steel toecap boots!

However, I think he may require some training, in lifting heavy objects!.... so that he can't start legal proceedings, against the Council, for damages from having a 'Bad-Back',.... due to 500yrs! of having Horse drawn carts, and the odd Fiat Punto! parked on his 'Barnet'.

Might not pass his manual handling assessment with that spine

He cant lift heavy objects- occupational health will not allow it.
People, stop this non-sense - I have just signed his MED3 certificate signing him off till his appeal goes through.
Must admit, had to give him a hefty batch of diazepam too... guilty - but he is a King after all.

I bet he uses the old chestnut, all of his training is "out of date" now...any excuse!

For all I care - no doctor has actually confirmed that he is dead Has anyone signed the death certificate - I am sure there was foul play surrounding his demise