Gary me thinks you are to late.
M

We'd better hike it up then.

Heidi Klum, Elle Mcpherson, Kate Bekinsdale. ..........
When you get to my age, you don't look at older women.

Malc

I got fed up of getting phone calls from Sheryl cole when she split up with Ashley,it got so bad I had to tell her to bugger off,but that was a while ago, I think she has gave up. / badger

Badger

Just think of all the kits she would have bought for you.
But there you go, she's gone and married someone else now.

Malc

Yeah she was stalking me for a while.....only of a night-time mind you.
You would never find her banging on my windows in daylight... Obviously
P

I got so fed up of her banging on my door every night, so I let her out......

You are bloody irresponsible do you see what you've done....
Honestly Graham .............really .....sometimes
Paul

Never mind Sheryl Cole, I still haven't gotten over Jenny Agutter-------- or Muriel Pavlov. Thats the thing with fantasies, they're forever young and you're the man of their dreams .

That's not the problem Gary, how can I get Salma Hyek in the door when the other one's banging on the windows !
Poor old Paul.

So, who is this bloke Windows that she's banging ?

I fancied leslie ? ,cant remember her second name,but she presented a kids show called the romper room? it was on at 5 oclock, she was bang tidy. I was about 6 yrs old at the time./badger

No, listen thicko higgo, She... Is....banging....on..the ...windows... N
Not IN the windows
That would be an awkward VISTA to my OFFICE.

The window feller you are talking about is either Patty O'Door or Mr French.

P

So, you've previously kicked Sheryl out and she's banging Windows (or Paddy O'doors) depending on who comes first, because she wants back in, and meanwhile you can't entice Salma to come inside because she keeps banging into some French bloke called doors?
Am I going wrong or have you got a frighteningly complex love life????

I think I shall just bang 'em both, french style and have a guiness.
To hell with the neighbours and the noise.
If I end up in court over this I'm sueing Rohypnol as well !

Gotta go,
Pee

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back to reality,does anyone knows who makes a 120mm scale figure of a british soldier serving in aden ? / badger

That's a stonker of an ask Badger.

If there had been one I'd have bought it.

So my mental image, boots and putties, desert/tropical denims or 'lightweights',
front pouches and belt, (musketry order), starched shirt kf soft headress and weapon.
All I can honestly think of is to hybridise a desert rat upper body and arms,
with a NI figure on patrol that gives you the bloused trousers and L1A1 rifle.
Sorry that's all I can think of
Verlinden and probably something by Maurice Corry.
Sorry it's too late for my brain to function better
Paul

Are you mean leslie not Lassie, Cos she was a bit of a dog, terrible 5 o'clock shadow and bad breath but its been reported she could go like the clappers,
rough rough.
Mick

thanks peedee, I was asked to do one for a guy I work beside,but I couldn't think of any,/badger