Gary
I don't mind standing for Mayor, but I think I'd be a nightmayor.


Malc

Ah, you islanders seems to have a soft spot for elections, I recon.

Cheers
Janne Nilsson

Almost right Janne, we've got a soft spot for politicians Thames mud att low tide

Kev
How about two packs of Maryland Cookies and some Jammie Dodgers


Malc

Did you know its May day in July.

Malc

Yay, BoJo is Foreign Secretary. Say what you like about Theresa May, but at least she has a sense of humour

What could possibly go wrong.....?!!

An open letter to the new foreign minister.

Dear sir,

Congratulations on your appointment to this office of State.

May I urge you as the head, CEO if you like, of the foreign service ministry including MI6, to answer an urgent question from a new operative.

He asks

"How do I know when my invisible ink pen is running out".

Yours in confidence....
THE RAVEN

I saw this this morning! after dropping some relieving and pleasurable, .Meatballs in the toilet. However, once I read this BoJo, fact. I needed to jump back into my 'stair lift', and assume my original position on the loo! trying to turn back the clock does not always work. ...

The day started so well.

Mark.

what a great idea making Boris Foreign Secretary, he'll wind everyone up rotten, so they'll give him what he wants, just so he'll go away.
Clever thinking.

Malc

I reckon it was more a case of "You've said plenty, now let's see if you can put up; or shut up!"

Alan

Allardyce England Manager. Don't get your hopes up for any trophies.

Malc

I know more about growing strange herbs, than I do about 'Football'.

Mark.

Mark

Better it stays that way....... for health reasons. Supporting England can lead to all sorts of problems.

Malc

That depends wether your sport is football or uh uh uh um um err oh blast those funny herbs I had from Mark

Well Done Team GB, what a medal haul in the Olympics.

Malc